strawberry-crocodile
Anonymous asked:

I hope they make Marcille shriek like that one Bocchi the Rock clip. Girliest little voice that makes the most inhuman and bloodcurdling sounds that an Italian could ever hope to make

wombrion answered:

i want her to give me a headache

pythice
maidofsalt

im gonna get a huge wolf-like husky and give it a name like James or David or Sandra or something. Something really human sounding. And convince everyone who comes to my house that theyre just my friend who was cursed with lycanthropy.

maidofsalt

I’m gonna renovate my guest bedroom so it looks really lived in. It’s got posters for like. Wolves and stuff on the walls. And a to do list that has stuff like “pay rent” “turn into dog” and I’m gonna put some scratch marks on the walls and the bed and a chain on the heater. And I’m gonna train the dog to sleep there so it really pulls off the whole effect. This is a really long con plan.

maidofsalt

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I discussed this idea with a classmate of mine and they pointed out that when i was looking for a room mate and said “you need to be out of the house every full moon and be okay with large dogs” they would surely assume that I was the werewolf in this mix and really this is just the beginning of my life as a weird tv sitcom.

mockiatoh

It would be a great cover for your perspective roommate, an actual werewolf